
Excuse me Sir; your jeans don’t quite fit.
During my adventures around the London underground system I get a chance to see a lot of different styles. So what I noticed from this awful work commute, here is my hypothesis; Most of you wear shit jeans. But why, we wear jeans every day, they are the most essential piece we own, but I constantly see men with jeans too wide or too long, covering their shoes, frayed strands flickering about, with inconsistent faded denim. You wouldn’t wear a suit that doesn’t fit you correctly, its like driving Aston martin in a central London in a traffic jam. You are wearing them for the wrong reasons, they are meant to be comfortable yet stylish… so why wear jeans that are not doing their prescribed job?
Jeans are a global institution, of which there should be certain rules. The first being you do not talk about the rules, the second is the cut. Find out which cut fits you best and stick to it. I increasingly see men wearing a badly frayed boot cut, of which I am afraid just don’t do it anymore (check out Matt’s article on jeans basics here). It’s not all about how affluent you are – you don’t have to purchase jeans from Tom Ford – it’s about finding the perfect cut for you. I’ve often brought average denim, and had them tailored to ensure they fit perfectly. Tapering is not too expensive; don’t get your dry cleaner to do it, pop along to a proper tailor, Savile Row if it is convenient. It shouldn’t cost more than £20 and they will fit like a glove and look spectacular. Personally I believe Don Draper wears straight cut, and that’s good enough for me. Colour is always important, I prefer the darker navy blue, or perhaps grey. You can even get away with wearing darker denim in formal environments as long as they are fitted correctly.
The brand is also quite important, as each company has a different style and ethos; my current opinion on the leaders in the Jean revolution is Nudie Jeans. I purchased my favourite piece of their collection, dark grey denim, and they fitted perfectly. They seem to understand that we have a passion for jeans and mourn when our favourite pair wear out. They think that jeans share the same soul and attitude as music. And therefore don’t care about the ever-changing fashion world. Nudie make beautiful jeans that are timeless and unique. Their inspiration is far from glamour and catwalks, which is often bullshit anyway.
Quote: “Design goes beyond creating just a product that serves to fulfill a need or a function. The philosophy of Nudie jeans is to become part of your dreams. Jeans have a natural built-in dream and attitude.” which is going a little far, but I understand what they mean. They create a pair of jeans that you will live in, like another skin. As Denim ages beautifully, the more you wear them the better they seem to fit, jeans are more than a piece of clothing.
So please gentlemen, if you are taking anything back for Christmas, exchange it for a new pair of jeans, style is important – honour thy Jeans.
Happy New Year!
Christian
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Good piece, Christian. I urge people to get with dry denim if they really want the ‘second skin’ experience. Granted, it’s not for everyone but this will create something truly unique.
These jean articles are perfect timing, I’m trying to decide on some jeans right now. I’ve never tried Nudie before, but keep hearing good things. I have one question though, How true to size are they on the waist/leg. Cheers
For me, they are the best cut jean I have ever owned.
Katatonik- it really depends on the model you go for and whether you opt for a prewash or something in dry denim as dry denim tends to give a bit. I have had 4 pairs of nudies, in varying sizes. If you opt for a dry model then the leg will gen shrink about 2″ after washing. Check out the mynudies forums for model specific info.
I have a question about jeans: I am trying to tuck my jeans into my ankle-high boots. Skinny jeans don’t work for me. I tend to wear straight-leg or loose-fit – too much material in both cases to tuck in. Any suggestions on what I can do?
Olly- Cheers for forum tip! I should of mentioned that they were the ‘Easy Emil (Blue Fall)’ apparently they run 2 sizes to big on the waist.
Completely agree… my favourite jeans brands: PRPS, Natural Selection, Nudie and All Saints.
All make varying styles and quality, but you will find a perfect fit for you if you try a few different cuts. Everyone should have a pair of Nudie’s in the wardrobe though and I really like the dry denim they do, as well as the really dark washes which are some of the best in that colour tone.
WW I think you need to try some carrot fit jeans, they give more throughout the thigh area but taper in like skinny jeans around the ankle which is perfect for tucking in the boots. We did an article last year which can be found here:
http://www.fashionbeans.com/collections/carrot-fit-tapered-jeans-new-collections/
iv been wearing my dry denim nudies for about 6 months… im scared to wash them now having worn them religiously for such a long time. any idea where i can get some grey or pale blue grim tims? can’t find anywhere tht isnt sold out.
Hey Christian,
I have tried on those dark grey Nudie jeans you referred to in Selfridges menswear over the xmas period, and they are just too tight in the thigh area for the average man. The other thing i noticed about their jean range is the sizes are stuck at 32 and 34 and 36 waist, etc whereas other companies namely Diesel and G star do those in between sizes.
I tried to look for PRPS and ACNE jeans also but they were all sold out in selfridges at waist size 32 and leg 32. I ended up buying these 3 pairs over the last 3 months which fit so sunggly without a belt, you wouldnt believe in sizes ranging from 30, 31 and 32..
http://www.coggles.com/store/item/G-Star/80889 31 waist
http://www.allsaints.com/product/?page=1&category_id=7&&prod_desc_id=5051214514222&position=3 size 30 waist
http://www.asos.com/G-Star/G-Star-Screen-Radar-Tapered-Jeans/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=708766 size 32
The main problem with is with the jean manufacturers, i have tried diesel, Paul Smith, All Saints, Wrangler, Lee, Levi, Nudie….is that its either skinny fit or comfort fit. The guys you see around london are wearing mostly wider cut jeans at the bottom which is how its been over last 5-8 years unless u have twig legs like russell brand or jarvis cocker.
Jeans out there for the average footballer legged young man exist few and far between that sit pefectly on top of a pair brogues or trainers , tapered/narrow at bottom like above, without being twisted or engineered jeans.
If you know any makes or brands that give enough upper room leg but still very narrow in the bottom, then let me know. I can also say that Dr Denim chinos waist 32 fit pefectly for me.
happy new year !
@christian i know what you mean about ill fitting denim and peeps wearing those frayed jeans that cover the whole of the dirty white trainers.
Managed to pick up three new pairs of jeans in deecember , but still to be convinced about Nudie. i tried on a grey skinny fit, stretchy jean from Nudie in Selfridges and another in Indigo but they dont fit my footballer thighs. Ive tried on Diesel, Armani, Hugo Boss, Paul Smith but selfridges were all sold out of Acne and PRPS when i was there in 32 waist 32 leg. Manahed to bag one faded black, one slate shiny denim and a vintage wash..
http://www.coggles.com/store/item/G-Star/80889
http://www.monkeyclothing.co.uk/product/0001223515/G-STAR-RAW/MENS/JEANS/SCREEN-RADAR-ARC-LOOSE/DENIM/SCREEN-RADAR-ARC-LOOSE-DENIM-G-STAR-RAW-MENS-JEANS.html
http://www.allsaints.com/product/?all=1&page=1&category_id=7&&prod_desc_id=5051214514222&position=6
I understand what you say about tapering but with theee fitting perfectly without covering your trainers boots is fine and they look great with my bashed up timberland boots, hi tops and trainers also.
One final question chris…
What colour Pointer style desert boots do you think i should opr for out of grey, dark brown and a tan colour. I will be wearing them with straight inigo jeans and want to buy a pair dr denim kahki/grey or navy chinos for £55 after i bought these below but im really stuck on the colour and cant decide….thanks..
http://www.pointerfootwear.com/index.php/footwear/mens/Cyril/Charcoal
jason
happy new year to all contributors and ben of course !