While fair-weather fashionistos might mourn the passing of summer, any man who truly loves clothes looks forward to winter. There are more chances to wear the best garms (and more of them at once), but unfortunately that means there are also more chances for things to go awry.

As we get ready to hurtle headlong into the eye of the storm, FashionBeans has grimly compiled 10 of the worst winter style mistakes. (Onesies should go without saying.) Think of it as your sartorial naughty list and make a resolution never to commit any of them.

Wrong Headgear

More often an afterthought than a finishing touch to a harmonious outfit, hats strike more wrong notes than carol singers. A trapper can look fierce with a plaid shirt and jeans, but will be wildly inappropriate as part of a tailored look. Similarly, a flat cap may fly with beefy tweeds, but not with refined wools.

Your safest and most versatile bet is a plain, neutral-coloured beanie that’s generous enough to cover your ears but not not so oversized that you could be mistaken for a Smurf.

NB. A bobble or pom-pom can be light-hearted; it can also make you look like a man-child.

Men's Beanies Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

  • Reiss Milton Ribbed Beanie Hat Soft GreyReiss Milton Ribbed Beanie Hat Soft Grey
  • The Workers Club Ribbed Merino Wool BeanieThe Workers Club Ribbed Merino Wool Beanie
  • New Look Beanie In Green PatternNew Look Beanie In Green Pattern
  • Gant Rugger Ribbed Beanie BlackGant Rugger Ribbed Beanie Black
  • River Island Dark Orange Fisherman BeanieRiver Island Dark Orange Fisherman Beanie
  • Outerknown Trail Organic Cotton And Baby Alpaca-blend BeanieOuterknown Trail Organic Cotton And Baby Alpaca-blend Beanie

Cheap Overcoats

You can spot them a mile off: draping like cardboard, cut from a manmade material with all the thickness and textural interest of a Rizla paper and fastened with waiting-to-snap plastic buttons.

A quality overcoat is worth saving up for, because you’ll wear it all the time and besides, it’s the only part of your painstakingly constructed outfit that most people will see. Even if you’re not blessed with a generous budget, you don’t have to spend a fortune: there are some great, reasonably priced options on the high street.

Unfortunately, there are also some not-so-great ones, which should be avoided at all costs.

Men's Winter Overcoat Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

  • Suitsupply Grey OvercoatSuitsupply Grey Overcoat
  • Reiss Paris Slim Wool Coat NavyReiss Paris Slim Wool Coat Navy
  • Uniqlo Men Wool Cashmere Chesterfield Coat 4 ColoursUniqlo Men Wool Cashmere Chesterfield Coat 4 Colours
  • Suitsupply Light Brown OvercoatSuitsupply Light Brown Overcoat
  • Hardy Amies Cashmere OvercoatHardy Amies Cashmere Overcoat
  • John Lewis Wool Blend Epsom Overcoat CharcoalJohn Lewis Wool Blend Epsom Overcoat Charcoal

Untamed Beards

Peak or no, it’s hard to argue with the logic of some additional ‘chinsulation’. Until, that is, you let it get so overgrown and dry that it resembles something used to line a rabbit hutch.

As a rule of thumb, you should be trimming your facial hair every two to three weeks, or paying a barber to do it for you. Maybe even use that moisturising, scented beard oil that Santa brought you. (Take the hint.)

There is a fine line, of course. The only thing worse than an out-of-control beard is one that has been trimmed to the point of looking glued – or drawn – on.

Men's Short Beard Inspiration

  • Percy Nobleman Beard & Moustache ScissorsPercy Nobleman Beard & Moustache Scissors
  • Kent Comb Beard & MoustacheKent Comb Beard & Moustache
  • Proraso Beard OilProraso Beard Oil
  • Beardsley Ultra Conditioner For BeardsBeardsley Ultra Conditioner For Beards
  • Beardsley Ultra Shampoo For Beards- Wild BerryBeardsley Ultra Shampoo For Beards- Wild Berry
  • Clinique For Men 2 In 1 Skin Hydrator + Beard ConditionerClinique For Men 2 In 1 Skin Hydrator + Beard Conditioner

Fingerless Gloves

These are literally and metaphorically pointless unless your objective is to look like you’re operating a network of Dickensian pickpockets.

Fingerless gloves don’t even keep you properly warm. You might think that the name derives from their design, but they’re actually so called because when you inevitably get frostbite, your cold, blackened digits will fall off, like charred pigs in blankets.

Here’s a tip to replace the ones that you just lost: buy some proper wool or leather gloves that cover your whole hands. Or have one of your street urchins steal a pair from somebody more sensible than you.

Men's Leather and Wool Gloves Winter Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

  • M&s Collection Pure Sheepskin GlovesM&s Collection Pure Sheepskin Gloves
  • Ribbed Suede Cuff GlovesRibbed Suede Cuff Gloves
  • Reiss Gloucester Dents Cashmere And Leather Gloves BrownReiss Gloucester Dents Cashmere And Leather Gloves Brown
  • Reiss Glenworth Tumbled Leather Gloves ChocolateReiss Glenworth Tumbled Leather Gloves Chocolate
  • Dents Guildford Melange Flannel And Leather GlovesDents Guildford Melange Flannel And Leather Gloves
  • Leather & Wool GlovesLeather & Wool Gloves

Puddling Trousers

The word ‘puddling’ is typically used in a menswear context to refer to the phenomenon of your legwear collecting on the top of your shoes: a sign that you need to take things up with your tailor.

In wet, wintry weather, it takes on a new and scarcely less vibe-killing meaning: when your trews are so long that they cover the heel of your shoes and dip in the puddles as you walk.

This is not a good look, not to mention grossly unhygienic. If your jeans get any more infested with bacteria, they’ll stand up and walk to the washing machine by themselves.

Men's Perfect Trouser and Jeans Length

  • He By Mango Slim-fit Garment-dyed ChinosHe By Mango Slim-fit Garment-dyed Chinos
  • A.p.c. Petit Standard Slim-fit Denim JeansA.p.c. Petit Standard Slim-fit Denim Jeans
  • Uniqlo Men Selvedge Slim Fit JeansUniqlo Men Selvedge Slim Fit Jeans
  • Reiss Tanaka T Modern Tailored Trousers IndigoReiss Tanaka T Modern Tailored Trousers Indigo
  • J.crew 484 Slim-fit Stretch-cotton Twill ChinosJ.crew 484 Slim-fit Stretch-cotton Twill Chinos
  • Club Monaco Connor Slim-fit Cotton ChinosClub Monaco Connor Slim-fit Cotton Chinos

Grey-Marl Joggers

Related to the above fail, except the puddle is on your crotch, and you look like you’ve wet yourself.

There are many advantages to the athleisure revolution, but wearing light-coloured sweats in rain is not one. It’s like God Himself has splashed back on you, necessitating the need to spend half an hour in a public toilet with the hand dryer directed at your genitals.

If you can’t bring yourself to swap your Tesco tuxedo for a Texan (i.e. denim) one, then at least opt for a darker colour like black or navy that won’t show damp patches quite so visibly.

Men's Black and Navy Slimline Jogging Bottoms Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

  • Uniqlo Men Blocktech Fleece Lined Sweat Pants 5 ColoursUniqlo Men Blocktech Fleece Lined Sweat Pants 5 Colours
  • River Island Navy Fleece JoggersRiver Island Navy Fleece Joggers
  • Rag & Bone Jake Tapered Fleece-back Jersey SweatpantsRag & Bone Jake Tapered Fleece-back Jersey Sweatpants
  • Suitsupply Navy SweatpantsSuitsupply Navy Sweatpants
  • Reiss Mark Jersey Sweatpants BlackReiss Mark Jersey Sweatpants Black
  • Reigning Champ Slim-fit Tapered Cotton-jersey SweatpantsReigning Champ Slim-fit Tapered Cotton-jersey Sweatpants

Cheap Umbrellas

The humble umbrella is not the sexiest precaution to take against the elements, especially if you spend £5 on a plastic canopy that almost immediately breaks or gets lost.

Budget brollies are a false economy of Ponzi scheme proportions. Think how many times you’ve effectively poured £5 down the drain over the years. Chances are you’re probably most of the way to making it rain on a decent, wooden-handle umbrella that won’t turn inside out at the slightest breeze.

You’ll also be more likely to look after a legit one from the likes of London Undercover. It’s a smart investment – or a liquid asset.

Men's Umbrellas

brooks brothers aw16DEBENHAMS AW16CROMBIE AW16SARAR AW16
  • London Undercover Whangee Telescopic UmbrellaLondon Undercover Whangee Telescopic Umbrella
  • London Undercover Classic Double Layer Umbrella Houndstooth & BlackLondon Undercover Classic Double Layer Umbrella Houndstooth & Black
  • Printed Spot Classic UmbrellaPrinted Spot Classic Umbrella
  • Ted Baker Bucket Print Walker UmbrellaTed Baker Bucket Print Walker Umbrella
  • Fulton Huntsman Extra-strength UmbrellaFulton Huntsman Extra-strength Umbrella
  • Francesco Maglia Lord Maple Wood-handle Twill UmbrellaFrancesco Maglia Lord Maple Wood-handle Twill Umbrella

The Mankle

In summer, a flash of naked ankle says ‘louche’; in winter, it says ‘pretentious try-hard’. If you don’t want to increase the already high odds of your close relatives buying you socks for Christmas, then put it away.

As well as looking daft, releasing the mankle out of season is highly impractical, and can play havoc with your ability to thermoregulate. As with your wrists, there are a lot of blood vessels near the surface of the skin at your ankles: exposing them to a polar vortex will send the temperature of your claret tumbling. You won’t look cool, but you will feel it.

Men's Winter Socks Outfit Inspiraton Lookbook

  • Falke Airport Virgin Wool-blend SocksFalke Airport Virgin Wool-blend Socks
  • Suitsupply Beige Regular SocksSuitsupply Beige Regular Socks
  • Pantherella Waddington Ribbed Cashmere-blend SocksPantherella Waddington Ribbed Cashmere-blend Socks
  • Falke Lhasa Ribbed-knit SocksFalke Lhasa Ribbed-knit Socks
  • Corgi Colour-block Wool And Cotton-blend SocksCorgi Colour-block Wool And Cotton-blend Socks
  • 2 Pair Pack Wool Rich Thermal Socks2 Pair Pack Wool Rich Thermal Socks

Inappropriate Footwear

This covers a multitude of sins including but is by no means restricted to canvas trainers, plimsolls, and espadrilles…basically, anything that isn’t remotely waterproof. Even if it looks dry, you will get caught in a downpour and you will develop trench foot.

On the plus side, you probably won’t make this mistake very often, because your shoes will be trashed quicker than an unwanted gift.

Practicality aside, summer-appropriate shoes also tend to be slimmer in profile, and thus lacking the requisite heft to balance out the top half of your layered-up winter silhouette. It is bulking season, after all.

Men's Winter Shoes and Boots Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

MATALAN CHRISTMAS 2016NEW LOOK AW16Brunello Cucinelli AW16M&S AW15
  • He By Mango Lace-up Leather BootsHe By Mango Lace-up Leather Boots
  • Felippo In Brown Kurt Geiger LondonFelippo In Brown Kurt Geiger London
  • Grenson Fred Grained-leather Brogue BootsGrenson Fred Grained-leather Brogue Boots
  • GRENSON Liam Pebble-Grain Leather Derby ShoesGRENSON Liam Pebble-Grain Leather Derby Shoes

Christmas Jumpers

When the survivors of the apocalypse battle over near-extinct fossil fuels with the help of a grunting Tom Hardy, they’ll marvel at how we squandered our precious resources on novelty knitwear.

Largely made from petrochemical-derived fabrics such as polyester, just-for-Christmas jumpers are a phenomenal waste. The UK spends £300m on them a year, only to throw out 40 per cent after wearing them no more than twice. Sure, you could donate them, but what poor person wants to wear a stupid fucking Christmas jumper all year?

Men's Christmas and Festive Jumpers Outfit Inspiration Lookbook

  • Next Grey Snowflake Christmas JumperNext Grey Snowflake Christmas Jumper
  • Jamiesons Of Shetland Jacquard Half Fair Isle Crew Neck Knit RedJamiesons Of Shetland Jacquard Half Fair Isle Crew Neck Knit Red
  • He By Mango Jacquard SweaterHe By Mango Jacquard Sweater
  • Penfield Hickman Crew Knit GreyPenfield Hickman Crew Knit Grey
  • Gant Fairisle Knitwear Bordeaux MelangeGant Fairisle Knitwear Bordeaux Melange
  • Burberry Fair Isle Cashmere And Wool-blend SweaterBurberry Fair Isle Cashmere And Wool-blend Sweater