Why suffer annoying couples who’ve all found the same online deal, in a bed that thousands have had sex in (you know they have), when you could spend a night with your mates in a treehouse, or military pod, or even a clock tower?

Swap the small talk and pillow mints for real adventure with our round-up of the most badass AirBnBs in the UK, and for when you need more than just a weekend away, across the globe.

St Pancras Clock Tower, London

Best For: A City Break With A Difference

Hotels in London are invariably expensive, cramped and, well, a bit generic. This two-bedroom mini apartment hidden away inside the 150-year-old clock tower overlooking St Pancras Station is none of the above. Better yet, despite an unrivalled location and incredible views of the city, it doesn’t come with the arm and a leg price tag of staying at the Renaissance Hotel downstairs.

Sleeps 4, £150 per night, 2 nights minimum

St Pancras Clock Tower, London

Railway Carriage, Cardigan Bay

Best For: Seafront Spotting

Peace, quiet and dolphins are listed as the main selling points of this converted railway carriage on the seafront in Wales’ Cardigan Bay. Europe’s largest colony of flippers calls these waters home all year round, and with no neighbours (and a hefty wood burner), you can stay up watching them all night.

Sleeps 5, £85 per night, 2 nights minimum

Railway Carriage, Cardigan Bay

Dragon House, Suffolk

Best For: Game of Thrones Fans

Fancy playing Daenerys and Dragons with your other half? This medieval-inspired house was built in 2011 but harks back to a land of uncharted territories and mythological beasts (there’s even a dragon on the chimney). It’s secluded enough to feel hidden away, but only two miles from the nearest town for when the slaying is over and it’s time for a pint.

Sleeps 2, £295 per night, 1 night minimum

Dragon House, Suffolk

Iron Age Roundhouse, Norfolk

Best For: Back To Basics

When the aim is to ditch the trappings of modern day life, this Iron Age roundhouse will strip away the 21st-century shackles and take you back to earthly roots. The thatched house is in an undisturbed meadow accessed by a secret path, and has a wood-burning stove, living room and a yurt as a bedroom – what more do yurt need?

Sleeps 2, £40 per night, 1 night minimum

Iron Age Roundhouse, Norfolk

Boris The Military Pod, Isle of Skye

Best For: Action Man

‘Boris’ previously served as a mobile military communications and radio repair unit for the British Army but is spending his retirement years as a converted holiday home in one of the UK’s most idyllic wildlife reserves. Deployed on the Isle of Skye, the self-catering military pod is the perfect base for heading out in the accompanying WWII jeep to explore the surroundings.

Sleeps 2, £60 per night, 2 nights minimum

Boris The Military Pod, Isle of Skye

Headfort House, Meath, Ireland

Best For: Mass Hysteria

Fancy organising the weekend of a lifetime? This 60-bed boarding school in the heart of Ireland is available for rent during the school holidays. It’s got everything any humongous stag do could need: tennis and squash courts, swimming pool, cricket crease and a stage to host, ahem, entertainment. You can even keep the school caterers on hand if the thought of cooking for all your mates is too terrifying.

Sleeps 60, £1,073 per night, 1 night minimum

Headfort House, Meath, Ireland

Off Grid House, Joshua Tree, California

Best For: Centering Your Chi

A 100 per cent solar-powered, completely off-grid house might not sound appetising after a flight to one of America’s buzziest states, but this architectural spectacle has been dubbed ‘One of the Best Homes in America’ by furniture retailer Dwell, so it’s worth the trek. Located in a pristine remote valley in the Californian desert, there’s no TV, Wi-Fi or phone signal – but there are locally-pressed juices and vistas in all directions.

Sleeps 4, £315 per night, 2 nights minimum

Off Grid House, Joshua Tree, California

Tree House, Selemadeg Barat, Bali

Best For: Going Totally Tropical

Imagine a Balian treehouse and this hidden hideaway is probably pretty spot on. A Utopian retreat, it overlooks a hammock-strewn palm garden and ocean-view pool, and the local villages surfer vibe will keep you on a total chillwave. The house was built from driftwood on the beach by the owner, who is on-hand to recommend dinner spots and show which fruits to pick (and more importantly, which not to) from the garden.

Sleeps 2, £71 per night, 3 nights minimum

Tree House, Selemadeg Barat, Bali

Seashell House, Isla Mujeres, Mexico

Best For: Caribbean Coastal Legends

Local legend has it that the biggest seashell in the world washed up on the shore of Isla Mujeres, prompting the Caribbean islanders to turn it into a house. In fact, it was built by architect Eduardo Ocampo in 1994 as a retreat away from Mexico’s tourist hotspots (sorry to spoilt it). This no less unique residence also comes with a private pool and access to the island’s beach club.

Sleeps 4, £248 per night, 2 nights minimum

Seashell House, Isla Mujeres, Mexico

Sydney Opera Home, Sydney, Australia

Best For: Down Under Done Right

Why settle for dodgy, up-close Instagrams of the Sydney Opera House when you could set up camp across the river from it? This spectacularly located apartment overlooks Oz’s Harbour Bridge and features a huge kitchen-dining area with a waterfront view, ideal for self-catering trips with a twist. Plus, the vibrant neighbourhood means even if you do venture out, you’ll still be spoilt for choice.

Sleeps 4, £358 per night, 2 nights minimum

Sydney Opera Home, Sydney, Australia