Imagine FashionBeans had an annual party. It's in a swanky hotel in London this Saturday evening and you've been invited. The dress code is left for you to interpret and stamp your personal style on.
All the big fashion magazines are going to be at the red carpet. Ryan Gosling, Nick Wooster and some dense footballer whose mum dresses him are rumoured to be in attendence. Perhaps there is a prize for best dressed.
The question is, what do you wear?*
(*and will everyone be in brogues, slim jeans and tweed blazer?)
<Sulks becasue that's what he's wearing right now...>and will everyone be in brogues, slim jeans and tweed blazer
Swanky hotel? Might get a deep burgundy dinner jacket made for the occasion
Burgundy Tux, White Ruffled Shirt, Tweed Bow Tie, Flourescent Orange Trainers, Flourescent Pink pocket square.
I would wear a black roll neck, red velvet, hopefully shawl collar jacket, Paisley Pocket squre, beige combat shorts, flip flops, straw trilby and knock off wayfarers.
This would succeed in making me look like a wanker. I like to be a wanker at parties, people don't speak to me then so I'm free to get battered in the corner, on my own.