This is the best thread ever. I think I'd wear this Tom Ford velvet jacket / tartan trousers combo. I'm really into anything plaid right now.
Or maybe I should wear anything that goes with these camo suede slippers and give Jay a heart attack..
I'm loving plaid at the moment too.
When have I ever said camo slippers were awful?*
*They are bloody awful though.
You know what, you just can't find a sturdy vagina costume these days.
To the question, i will go for the full 'Geordie Shore' wanker look. Complete with full fake tan of course. Any v-neck i wear must be extra deep to show off my pecs.
Alternatively, the international man of mystery look: