I'm admittedly a bit conservative when it comes to trainers, but please consider staying clear of anything neon coloured.
This may sound a bit harsh, but: Neon is not a statement, it's a colour you can't miss. Just like road worker vests. It's simple attention seeking. If attention is what you want, just wear a red nose and an orange wig.
I did like the other examples, though I tend to go for one coloured trainers. They're easier to match.
You may now ignore my old fart comments. :)

