Winter is menswear’s power season. Yet when thermometers start icing over, most men banish sartorial thoughts and instead grab the nearest, fluffiest item in the hopes of staying toasty. Error. More clothes means more opportunity for making a positive statement. To make sure that statement isn’t offensive, we’ve identified seven cold-weather pieces no self-respecting man should have in his wardrobe, and offer suggestions on what to replace them with.
The Culprit: Bobble Hats
Bobble hats may be acceptable chalet wear, but away from the slopes the bobble is an instant dignity-robber for any self-respecting man. Now the domain of children and hipsters, anyone trying to look a cut above should steer clear of extraneous head appendages.
The Innocent: Sleek Beanies
After you’ve burned the bobble, don’t settle for a hat that makes you look like a skater boy. “The beanie is an incredibly versatile accessory that every man should own,” says Robyn Ferris, menswear buyer for Mr Porter. “A subtle pattern like a fleck or Fair Isle on a thick ribbed beanie should provide just enough visual quirk without you having to look like Where’s Wally.” Avoid garish logos and absolutely no peaks. In terms of colour, Ferris recommends solid olive green or deep navy. The ideal length is snug around the top of your ears and slightly looser at the back – too tight and it’ll look like a prophylactic.
Key Pieces
- M&s Collection Ribbed Beanie Hat
- J.crew Melange Knitted Beanie
- Thom Browne Camel Beanie
- Selected Homme Cable Knit Beanie
- Reiss Grafton Concealed Placket Mac
- He By Mango Nylon Field Jacket
- Uniqlo Men Mountain Parka
- Topman Dark Indigo Western Denim Jacket
- Stone Island Cotton-blend Overshirt
Final Word
So, do you agree with our list? Any other winter eyesores we’ve missed? Let us know in the comments section below.