Brooks England Barbican Leather Satchel

The ultimate commuter bag for cyclists, Brooks England’s Barbican Leather Satchel couples style to function, with an adjustable shoulder strap that doubles as a belt, so you can wear it around your waist for security even on the most furious rides.

It’s also crafted from the same hardwearing leather as the brand’s saddles, so it’ll last even longer than a doped-up Lance Armstrong.

Available at Mr Porter, priced £325.

RT by Tateossian Mechanimals Gunmetal Plated Monkey Cufflinks

Hey hey, it’s the monkeys! These Swarovski crystal and gunmetal plated cufflinks are meant for celebrating Chinese New Year, but you can wear them anytime you feel like releasing your inner ape.

Available at Tateossian, priced £150.

Cheap Monday x Teenage Engineering Pocket Operator 20 Series

Screw the turntables and MacBook: all you need to be the next Diplo are these Pocket Operators.

The newest additions to the CMXTE line include the Arcade, for beatmaking on the fly; the Office, a drum machine and sequencer; and the Robot, a live synthesizer and sequencer. They all include an LCD screen, built-in speaker and alarm clock, to ensure you don’t sleep through gigs (that jet set lifestyle, eh?). Who says bigger is better?

Available at Cheap Monday, priced £49.

West Elm Tree Ring Wall Mirror

Mixing rustic chic and modern style, this statement piece is crafted from a slice of solid wood and mirrored glass. It’s a unique piece that’s both functional and decorative, as well as a great way to let house guests know that you’re taking the whole lumbersexual trend seriously.

Available at West Elm, priced £349.

The Kooples Suede Moto Jacket

A subtle alternative to the more casual leather jacket, this soft suede piece is made from 100 per cent lambskin with polished hardware.

Featuring a gull-wing yoke and off-center zipper, you won’t find a better jacket for spring and autumn – but we have a feeling you’ll try to make it work all year round.

Available at East Dane, priced £831.

Maison Margiela Future Python-Print Knitted Trainers

Yes, everyone is doing the concealed lace-up thing right now, but trust Maison Margiela to give the trend an individual spin, with these python-print trainers.

The round toe low-tops are also coated with a reflective finish, so you can safely take your off-duty style way past five o’clock.

Available at Selfridges, priced £570.

And Wander Incense with Holder

For setting the right mood – and covering up that weird smell wafting from the kitchen – these incense holders from And Wander come with a stainless steel holder and 30 sticks.

The sticks can burn for more than a half an hour and come in scents like tangerine, basil, lavender and patchouli. The packaging tells you to be “Lazy and Relax” – demands we can definitely get behind.

Available at Hypebeast, priced £45.

Fossil x Opening Ceremony Big Tic Ana-Digi Watch Set

For their latest collab, Fossil and Opening Ceremony are going retro with a sporty twist. And they’re doing it in a big way.

The Big Tic features an analog and digital display, symmetrical form and bold colour accents, as well as an additional silicon strap. It’s water-resistant, but not waterproof, so leave it on shore if you plan on doing any deep sea diving.

Available at Fossil, priced £239.