Booq Bags Cobra Squeeze

Keep your valuables safer than a Swiss bank with this super-smart laptop backpack. Made from water-repellent and durable Bionic fabric, it’s lightweight and has enough pockets for you to haul every Apple product you own in one go.

It also has a unique Terralinq serial number, which means that booq can track down your bag if it goes missing.

Available at booq Bags, priced £145.

Valentino Leather Espadrilles

Ditch the boat shoes at the dock and upgrade with these espadrille-trainer hybrids. With a sporty margom sole, stitched jute trim and burgundy leather upper, they’re a summer shoe for everything from backyard BBQs to casual Friday commutes.

Available at Mr Porter, priced £525.

Proper Gang Mary Satin Club Jacket

Hallelujah! Be a sinner and a saint in this white satin bomber with button closures and front pockets.

A massive embroidered Mary adorns the back, so stay away from any iconoclasts. And maybe leave it at home on Easter Sunday.

Available at Working Title, priced £455.

Crosley Keepsake Wood Record Player

Everything sounds better on vinyl. Live your hipster dream with this portable turntable for 7″ and 12″ records.

It’s also USB enabled, so you can transfer all your LPs into digital formats while retaining the vinyl quality. Because while wax may bestow cool points, you can’t exactly take it jogging.

Available at Urban Outfitters, priced £165.

Missoni Fine Stripe Knit Polo Shirt

There’s nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust this polo.

Missoni takes on the classic summer staple, adorning it with one of its iconic prints. Constructed from ultra-fine cotton with ribbed armbands and hem and a button neckline, it’ll definitely become your most psychedelic staple.

Available at Harrods, priced £370.

Drake’s Navy Hunting Pocket Square

Spice up your life (or at least your suit) with this peacock print pocket square. In rich jewel tones, it features a kaleidoscope hunting scene that lies somewhere between dapper and kawaii.

Handmade in Italy with rolled seams, this 100 per cent silk accessory gives a good name to peacocking.

Available at Liberty of London, priced £50.

Kendrick Lamar Untitled Unmastered

B-sides have never sounded so good. To Pimp A Butterfly’s addendum reminds us not only of the genius of that LP, but of Kendrick’s insane rapping skills that shined on ‘Good Kid M.A.A.D. City’.

It’s a must-listen for anyone who was turned off by the pomp and circumstance of The Life Of Pablo – this is subtlety at its finest.

Available at iTunes, priced £7.92.