Nicki Minaj

What’s better than one Nicki Minaj? Three, in frightfully suggestive poses that would’ve been top shelf but a mere decade ago. You do you, Nicola.

Allison Williams

From Girls breakout star to girlfriend material, Allison Williams is the all-American next door princess that’s set for big things next year. The only downside being that she got married in 2017.

Candice Swanepoel

Queen of the morning stretch pose (sans clothing, naturally), Candice Swanepoel is a perfect illustration of why you should exercise first thing. Early bird and all that.

Eiza González

Mexico is a country of beauty, sunshine, good food, and the pure wonder that is actress and singer Eiza González. Why Trump wants to build a wall, we’ve no clue.

Chrissy Teigen

Model career: check. Celebrity lifestyle: check. Doting husband and child: check check check. There’s no wonder Chrissy Teigen’s smiling, and so are we.

Maya Jama

The only thing capable of eclipsing Stormzy’s standout year is his missus, Maya Jama, a bona fide TV presenter in her own right and Instagram’s favourite new influencer.

Bella and Gigi Hadid

Bella and Gigi Hadid: probably the only two women on the planet that could channel Dynasty, Game Of Thrones and that weird Child Empress from the end of The Neverending Story and still look incredible.

Natasha Poly

Russia is receiving something of a bad rep at the moment. So, let us draw your attention to the positives: vodka, funny fur-trimmed hats and the wonderful, campaign-storming model Natasha Poly. From Russia, with lots of love.

Petra Nemcová

And last but not least is Petra Nemcová, a model and activist who has long been one of the hottest women in the world. Dressed as the head girl of our dreams that never materialised in sixth form, sign us up for detention.