If you type ‘tailored shorts’ into Google, you’ll find haters throwing shade on them, left and right. But the reason smart summer shorts get a bad rap isn’t because they don’t look good or that they’re not wholly office-appropriate.

No, it’s because we men like to step into a pair at the first sign of sun, without giving any thought to the condition our legs are in. Conventionally speaking, women spend a lot longer than we do making sure their pins look top-notch year-round. But shouldn’t we follow suit and only expose our legs once we’ve got rid of those unsightly dry knees, ingrown hairs and pasty pallor?

To get your legs summer-ready, try exfoliating daily with a light scrub wash, moisturise with body lotion, and apply some gradual-build self tan to ensure they look don’t look like raw chicken skin.